Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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