he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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