p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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