We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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