the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
The air taste purple.
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