I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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