worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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