I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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