But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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