she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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