Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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