Just cropdusted the office
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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