I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize