suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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