i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Randomize
