I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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