You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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