I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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