The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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