Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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