How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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