im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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