she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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