I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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