I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Randomize
