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I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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