Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
