is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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