This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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