epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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