never play flip cup with pint glasses
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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