I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
How external is "for external use only"?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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