I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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