a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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