and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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