Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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