He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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