Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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