my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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