Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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