i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm sobbing to NWA
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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