Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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