I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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