If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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