Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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