at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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