4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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