dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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