It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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