if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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