i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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