loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Randomize
