Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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