i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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