Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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