OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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