I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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